A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale.”

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

“You talk?” he asks.

“Yep,” the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a talking dog, he says, “So, what’s your story?”

The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. They asked me if I was interested in solving the Kennedy assassination. I asked if it was Jack or Bobby. They said Jack. The CIA doesn’t really care who killed Bobby. Go figure.”

“Anyway, in no time at all they had me jetting all over the country and all over the world, sitting in rooms with CIA and KGB spies, anti-Castro Cubans, pro-Castro Cubans, all kinds of mafia types and even Castro himself, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. Unlike the Warren Commission’s relatively short investigation, they had me doing this for, oh, I would say, almost three years. I uncovered some pretty amazing stuff. It’s all classified and I’m not at liberty to disclose any of it, but thanks to Congress passing the Kennedy Assassination Records Collection Act of 1992, all the information will be coming forth in the year 2017.”

“But I gotta tell ya, all that jetting around and investigating stuff really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.”

“I uncovered lots of stuff doing that and I was awarded a batch of medals. Eventually I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

“Ten dollars,” the man says.

“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”


{Punch line will be posted on Monday}

Tony

The entire cover up was contingent upon a phony autopsy report and fabricated autopsy photos.

{Punch line to be posted in just a few hours.}

Tony

The entire cover up was contingent upon a phony autopsy report and fabricated autopsy photos.

“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”

“Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that. And the only things that he knows about the Kennedy assassination is what he’s read in books.”

Tony

The entire cover up was contingent upon a phony autopsy report and fabricated autopsy photos.

Great one Tony!!

Sherry thought the dog might have been so cheap because ultimately he believed thought Oswald did it alone.


Deb

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